Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
I Learned from my parents' mistakes: I use birth control.
And please, Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out of it alive.
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