Nacionalista,
You are 100% right.How did you know that? Please Nacionalista don't expose me.In otherwards don't tell anyone I am Mr.Bean.Thanks in advance.
Joke 1:
Once Mr.Bean asked a guy,"Until where have you studied?"
The guy replied in a very snobbish way,"B.A!"
Then Mr.Bean thought,"Blady fool has studied only 2 words and that also in a wrong sequence!!!!!"
Joke 2:
MR.Bean in France called his wife who was living in London but the maid answered the phone.
Mr.Bean: Helo, pls give the phone to madam.
Maid: Sir, she is sleeping with her husband.
Mr.Bean:What?????Then who the hell am I ???
Maid: How would I know sir??
Mr.Bean: Ok, fine!! Now take the gun in the kitchen drawer and shoot madam with it.Then you come back and I will tell you what to do.
Maid: Sir, its done. Now what do I do with the body???
Mr.Bean: Go to the balcony and throw it from up to the ground floor!!!!
Maid: But sir, our house is at the ground floor.
Mr.Bean: Sorry, mine is at the 10th floor!!!!!!!
Joke 3:
Mr.Bean went for an english test. When it was over, his friends asked him how the test went on.Mr.Bean said,"It was ok but for the past tense of THINK, I thought and thought and thought and I put THUNK!!!!!!
