THE MEXICAN VS THE PUERTO RICAN joke

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THE VALUE OF A DOLLAR

A PUERTO RICAN AND A MEXICAN WERE DISCUSSING HOW FAR EACH COULD STRETCH A DOLLAR. THEY DECIDED TO SEE WHO COULD STRETCH A DOLLAR MORE. SEVERAL DAYS LATER THEY MET AND EXCHANGED RESULTS.

THE MEXICAN BOUGHT A CIGAR AND SMOKED 1/2 OF IT ON THE 1ST DAY & SAVED THE ASHES & SMOKED THE 2ND 1/2 THE NEXT DAY AGAIN SAVING THE ASHES. HE THEN TOOK THE ASHES TO HIS WIFE WHO USED THEM AS FERTILIZER IN THEIR GARDEN. HE TOLD THE PUERTO RICAN TO BEAT THAT FOR STRECHING A DOLLAR!

THE PUERTO RICAN BOUGHT A POLISH SAUSAGE WITH HIS DOLLAR. THE 1ST DAY HE ATE 1/2 OF IT. THE 2ND DAY HE ATE THE OTHER 1/2 OF IT. THE 3RD DAY HE USED THE SKIN FROM THE SAUSAGE FOR A RUBBER. THE 4TH DAY HE TOOK A BIG **** IN THE SKIN & SEWED IT UP. HE THEN TOOK IT BACK TO THE BUTCHER & TOLD HIM THAT IT SMELLED LIKE **** & GOT HIS DOLLAR BACK. THE BUTCHER PUT IT BACK IN THE SHOWCASE & SOLD IT TO THE MEXICAN'S WIFE AS CHORIZO.

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