battle of the sexxxxxes.

[hellhector2-0]

A read an article in scientific American about some interesting findings, in some studies they found out that Beer have Huge amounts of female hormones.

That lead me to the conclusion of why, when I drink beer, I began to talk a lot of nonsence and can't drive.

[Suki]

LOL.

I think a lot of men think women talk non-sense. I don't think we talk non-sense. I think men are too busy beating each other up, fighting and competing and blowing stuff up, to actually think. That leads me to a joke.

There was a male who wanted a sex change operation. And he saved and went to get it. When it was done and he was a woman he was asked what was the big difference now that he no longer was a man. He replied, "Now I can finally think. Now, I no longer am obsessed and my emotions are not clouded with the thought of 24/7 of where am I going to put it. I have been liberated from my hormones. I can finally think with logic for once."

True quote from a sex change patient of male to female.

LOL. Hellhector. I hope you don't mind my little comments. JAJA.
Suki

[Joshue]

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Women who seek to be equal to men, lack ambition.

[hellhector2-0]

Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.


Why do women have mid-life crises? Because Phil and Oprah say they're supposed to.


What's the difference between a wife and a job. After 5 years, the job still sucks.


What is the thinnest book in the world? Biographies of Happy women.

[hellhector2-0]

Originally posted by Suki
LOL.

I think a lot of men think women talk non-sense. I don't think we talk non-sense. I think men are too busy beating each other up, fighting and competing and blowing stuff up, to actually think. That leads me to a joke.

There was a male who wanted a sex change operation. And he saved and went to get it. When it was done and he was a woman he was asked what was the big difference now that he no longer was a man. He replied, "Now I can finally think. Now, I no longer am obsessed and my emotions are not clouded with the thought of 24/7 of where am I going to put it. I have been liberated from my hormones. I can finally think with logic for once."

True quote from a sex change patient of male to female.

LOL. Hellhector. I hope you don't mind my little comments. JAJA.
Suki

I am sorry Mi Amor, esto son solo bromas no lo cojas en serio. Is just the battle of the sexes. BTW That was funny


From mi girlfriend perspective.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites attract.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

[Nacionalista]

Suki, is only a joke and is in the right forum, and meet the board rules.

Find some Men jokes and post them here.