Top 10 Bushisms

[Mark_Bloomfield]

10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

8) "I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

7) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

6) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

5) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

4) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

3) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

2) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

[Yujike]

George W. Bush is conducting a Press Conference in an elementary school. He opens the floor to questions and Billy raises his hand. "Billy, you have a question for the Pres.? Billy says that in effect he has 3 questions for the Pres. and proceeds: Why did we go into war with Iraq?, Why is the economy so bad? and Why is the deficit so high? Bush looks around and declares: "We are taking a 20 minute recess right now and leaves the podium. Twenty minutes later Bush returns and again opens the floor for questions. Jimmy raises his hand. Bush asks him if he has a question for the Pres. Jimmy says that he actually has 5 questions for the Pres. and continues: Why did we go into war with Iraq?, Why is the economy so bad?, Why is the deficit so high?, Why did we take recess so early? and ...... Where the hell is Billy???

[ladyashlie]

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[Edited by Nacionalista on 11th December 2004 at 20:43]