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Old 17th November 2004, 15:44
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

I Learned from my parents' mistakes: I use birth control.


And please, Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out of it alive.
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Old 17th November 2004, 20:50
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Democrats claim to be very open minded, that is why their brains falls out.

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Old 20th November 2004, 17:36
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You know what I never heard of? A republican Atheist


Jesus loves republicans, but everyone else thinks they're A$$holes.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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Old 4th December 2004, 07:53
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Which insect is the worst at football?

The fumble bee

How come Noah did not go fishing?

He only had two worms
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Old 5th December 2004, 00:49
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How come Santa has no kids?

He comes once a year!
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Old 5th December 2004, 00:52
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Great leader falls to the vagaries of the trivialization of society

Alexander the Great, 56 wars won, never lost a battle, conqueror of the known world in his teens, unifier of two continents... just got trounced by the cartoon character Spongebob Squarepants in the ratings!!
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