Mr.Bean

[Nacionalista]

Originally posted by ricagirlsay123
I luv your comedies. By the way where do you get all these jokes from? I would like to share a joke too you know. Give me a hint.

Rajkumar could be Mr. Bean itself !!!!

[Rajkumar]

Greetings ricagirlsay123,

All you have to do is to type "jokes" in your search engine. And you will have thosands of sites on jokes. Hope this will help ricagirlsay123(quite a long name you have).

Take care

[Rajkumar]

Nacionalista,
You are 100% right.How did you know that? Please Nacionalista don't expose me.In otherwards don't tell anyone I am Mr.Bean.Thanks in advance.

Joke 1:
Once Mr.Bean asked a guy,"Until where have you studied?"
The guy replied in a very snobbish way,"B.A!"
Then Mr.Bean thought,"Blady fool has studied only 2 words and that also in a wrong sequence!!!!!"

Joke 2:
MR.Bean in France called his wife who was living in London but the maid answered the phone.

Mr.Bean: Helo, pls give the phone to madam.

Maid: Sir, she is sleeping with her husband.

Mr.Bean:What?????Then who the hell am I ???

Maid: How would I know sir??

Mr.Bean: Ok, fine!! Now take the gun in the kitchen drawer and shoot madam with it.Then you come back and I will tell you what to do.

Maid: Sir, its done. Now what do I do with the body???

Mr.Bean: Go to the balcony and throw it from up to the ground floor!!!!

Maid: But sir, our house is at the ground floor.

Mr.Bean: Sorry, mine is at the 10th floor!!!!!!!


Joke 3:
Mr.Bean went for an english test. When it was over, his friends asked him how the test went on.Mr.Bean said,"It was ok but for the past tense of THINK, I thought and thought and thought and I put THUNK!!!!!!

[lola123]

Originally posted by Rajkumar
COLOR TV
Mr.Bean is buying a TV. Do you have color TVs?

Sure.

Give me a green one, please.
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LONG FLIGHT

Mr.Bean calls British Airways. How long does it take to fly to London?

Just a sec, comes an answer.Thank you. says the Mr.Bean and hangs up!
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Drunken Driving

Mr.Bean was brought to court on charges of Drunken Driving. Just before the
trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel
on his table and shouted, Order, order.

Mr.Bean immediately responded, Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch
and soda.

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Mr.Bean went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, Doctor,
will I be able to read after wearing glasses?
Yes, of course, said the doctor, why not!
Oh! How nice it would be , said Mr.Bean with joy, I have been illiterate for
so long.