Praying Birds

[tiana]

The Parrots
>A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.
I
>have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing."
>"What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say,
'Hi,
>we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
>
>"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to
your
>problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put
them
>
>with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the
bible.
>My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase
and
>your female parrots will learn to praise and worship." "Thank you!"
the
>woman responded.
>
>The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's
house. His
>
>two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.
The
>lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots.
Immediately, the
>
>female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One
>male
>parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the
beads
>away. Our prayers have been answered!"