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Old 9th May 2006, 20:16
JaneMas JaneMas is offline
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Another Blonde Joke

A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker-bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things".
  1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
  2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
  3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
  4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
  5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


    "Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times".
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