Female Brain Cell

[JaneMas]

Since you guys like it so much........here's another one!


Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,

happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because

it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a

little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to

feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............



"We're down here."

[TipoConSuerte]

More Jane! More!!! Give Us More!!!

TCS

[Yujike]

What did the left sagging breast told the right sagging breast.

"Better get some support around here..before they think we are nuts!!!"

[JaneMas]

lol Yuyike,

Ok TCS I'll try! But I can't post the rated X ones.

[JaneMas]

Or Organic Hair Conditioner or...well...you decide!

http://media.skoopy.com/vids/vid_01073.wmv

[Pregonero]

Is Your Car Missing a 710?

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the Mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is
there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:

http://www.mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg

[LatinDolphin]

Originally Posted by JaneMas

Since you guys like it so much........here's another one!


Once upon a time there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,

happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously because

it was all empty and quiet.

"Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a

little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to

feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice,

"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away..............



"We're down here."

Even though I'm a guy and I shouldn't be laughing. That was a good one. It does go with most men! Not all of us though.