To Be 6 Again

[tiana]

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
> at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was
> not far off he asked
> what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
>
> 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still
> looking in the mirror.
>
>
> On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,
> made her a nice big
> bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six
> Flags theme park. What a
> day!
>
>
> He put her on every ride in the park; the Death
> Slide, the Wall of
> Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
> everything there was.
> Five hours later they staggered out of the theme
> park. Her head was
> reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
>
> He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered
> her a Happy Meal
> with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
>
> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,
> and her favorite
> candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally
> she wobbled home with
> her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He
> leaned over his wife
> with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear,
> what was it like being
> six again??'
>
> Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
> changed. 'I meant
> my dress size, you idiot !'
>
> The moral of the story: Even when a man is
> listening, he's going get
> it wrong.