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El Dia de Accion de Gracias: chiste y moraleja.

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Old 27th November 2008, 10:35
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Post El Dia de Accion de Gracias: chiste y moraleja.

Un hombre en Phoenix llama a su hijo en Nueva York el dia antes del Dia de Accion de Gracias y le dice: “Odio fastidiarte el dia pero tengo que decirte que tu madre y yo nos vamos a divorciar; despues de cuarenta y cinco a~os de miseria, ya estoy cansado.” “Pero padre, de que estas hablando?”-le grita el hijo. “ No nos podemos ni ver”- dice el padre. No nos soportamos y estoy cansado de hablar sobre este asunto, asi que llama a tu hermana en Chicago y dile todo lo que te he contado.” Frenetico, el hijo llama a su hermana, quien explota como un petardo en el teléfono. “ Sobre mi cadáver se van a divorciar’- yo me encargo de esto” dice la hija. Ella llama a Phoenix inmediatamente y le grita a su padre” “ Tu NO te vas a divorciar. Y no hagas nada hasta que yo llegue alla. Voy a llamar a mi hermano y los dos estaremos alla ma~ana. ME OISTE? Y cuelga el telefono.

El viejo cuelga el telefono y se dirige a su esposa. “Esta bien, van a venir para el Dia de Accion de Gracias y van a pagar sus propios pasajes.”
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Cool Rejir con gusto advanza perception mental fisico

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tiempo llamado "sueno". Esto gia imaginacion que prospere relaciones sin
olvidar la vida solitaria. Si, la boda o divorcio multiplica con tiempo porque
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Old 9th January 2009, 20:10
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I.... guess??????
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Cool Amusing text

multidimensional podemos vivir nuestra potencia, aunque disparidad
entre relaciones nos puede dejar ambicion confusida, sin mapa para
tener via personal y negocio, con respeto a la naturaleza que quiere
embarazar, protejer quieto. Risa mutidimension universal principal:
3dimension
Si el characte razona relacion con perspecto y perception no pierde
vision del futuro que risa con nuestro creadores del universo. verdad.
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Joseph, let me tell you something INTERNET TRNSLATORS DO NOT WORK
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Joseph, let me tell you something INTERNET TRNSLATORS DO NOT WORK
You are absolutely right!!!! lol Boricuas dont understand that message he left for us.

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