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Old 18th January 2009, 11:13
Yujike Yujike is offline
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A woman went to her plastic surgeon to discuss her frown lines. The surgeon brought out a dial.

"If you see any wrinkles, just twist this dial and it will stretch your skin."

The woman tried the dial and it was working great! But after three years with the dial, she had to see the surgeon again.

"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong; I keep twisting the dial but I just can't get these bags out from under my eyes."

The Doctor said ", I'm sorry but, those aren't bags under your eyes, those are your breasts."

"Oh," she said. "That would explain the goatee."
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