THE MEXICAN JOKE

[boricuadepurasepa]

A MEXICAN IS STROLLING DOWN THE STREET IN MEXICO CITY AND KICKS A BOTTLE LYING IN THE STREET. SUDDENLY OUT OF THE BOTTLE COMES OUT A GENIE. THE MEXICAN IS STUNNED AND THE GENIE SAYS, HELLO MASTER, I WILL GRANT YOU ONE WISH, ANYTHING YOU WANT.''THE MEXICAN BEGINS THINKING, WELL I REALLY LIKE DRINKING TEQUILA, FINALLY THE MEXICAN SAYS I WISH TO DRINK TEQUILA WHENEVER I WANT, SO MAKE ME PISS TEQUILA. THE GENIE GRANTS HIM HIS WISH. WHEN THE MEXICAN GETS HOME HE GETS A GLASS OUT OF THE CUPBOARD AND PISSES IN IT.HE LOOKS AT THE GLASS AND IT'S CLEAR, LOOKS LIKE TEQUILA, THEN HE SMELLS THE LIQUID, SMELLS LIKE TEQUILA, SO HE TAKES A SIP AND IS THE BEST TEQUILA HE HAS EVER TASTED. THE MEXICAN YELLS TO HIS WIFE, CONSUELA, CONSUELA, COME QUICKLY ,SHE COMES RUNNING DOWN THE HALL AND THE MEXICAN TAKES OUT ANOTHER GLASS AND PISSES INTO IT. HE TELLS HER TO DRINK IT. IT IS TEQUILA. CONSUELA IS RELUCTANT BUT GOES AHEAD AND TAKES A SIP. IT IS THE BEST TEQUILA SHE HAS EVER TASTED. THE TWO DRINK AND PARTIED ALL NIGHT. THE NEXT NIGHT THE MEXICAN COMES HOME FROM WORK AND TELLS HIS WIFE TO GET TWO GLASSES. THE RESULTS IS THE SAME, THE TEQUILA IS EXCELLENT AND THE COUPLE DRINKS UNTIL THE SUN COMES UP. FINALLY FRIDAY COMES AND THE MEXICAN COMES HOME AND TELLS HIS WIFE, CONSUELA GRAB ONE GLASS FROM THE CUPBOARD AND WE WILL DRINK TEQUILA. HIS WIFE GETS THE GLASS FROM THE CUPBOARD AND SETS IT ON THE TABLE. THE MEXICAN BEGINS TO PISS IN THE GLASS AND WHEN HE FILLS IT HIS WIFE ASKS HIM, BUT PANCHO, WHY DO WE NEED ONLY ONE GLASS? pancho raised THE GLASS AND SAYS,'' BECAUSE TONIGHT MY LOVE YOU DRINK FROM THE BOTTLE.........................

[dazedbutterfly7]

hahaha that was funny

[SEXYBORICUA_4U]

VERY FUNNY! BUT DO U KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MEXICAN WEDDING & A MEXICAN FUNERAL? 1 LESS DRUNK!!

[Latinmoonlady]

Hi Im new to this so I was reading your mexican jokes
quite funny. I have one:

What do you call a Mexican Baptism?

Bean dip.

[Zapata_46]

Originally posted by Latinmoonlady
Hi Im new to this so I was reading your mexican jokes
quite funny. I have one:

What do you call a Mexican Baptism?

Bean dip.

Did you hear about the Cuban yoke. It goes like this, Fidel Castro was in Havana having a big campain. There were thousands upin thousands of Cuban everywhere as the far as the eye can see. Everytime Fidel say something, people began to scream. Except for one man. Everytime Fidel spoke, he screamed, Coco Piña! The man continue this for a while until Fidel couldn't take it no more. He shouted back to the crowd, If this man ever says coco piña one more time, I'm going back there and kick him and send him Miami!! Suddendly the entire crowd began to shout in loud voices, as one man, "Coco Piña, Coco Piña!!"

[puertorico00683]

While I think "ethnicity" jokes can be funny between friends who are part of the group be ridiculed, I don't know that we really need Mexican jokes on the site...

Dios knows that there are plenty of jokes people can make about Puerto Ricans that we wouldn't find funny, so why open the floodgates?

-puertorico00683
http://puertorico00683.tripod.com

[SEXYBORICUA_4U]

WE ARE PART OF THE GROUP BEING JOKED ABOUT. YES I AM PUERTO RICAN AND YES I MADE A JOKE ABOUT MEXICANS BUT THEY ARE LATINO AS ARE WE. SO RELAX, LIGHTEN UP AND TRY TO SEE THE HUMOR IN IT. IT REALLY ISN'T ANYTHING TO GET UPSET ABOUT OR TAKE ALL THAT SERIOUSLY. AND TRUE THERE ARE PLENTY OF PUERTO RICAN JOKES OUT THERE I'M SURE.(I'VE YET TO HEAR ONE!! BUT I'D WELCOME THE OPPORTUNITY TO HEAR ONE ANYTIME!)
BUT I KNOW AS A WOMAN I'VE HEARD DOZENS OF JOKES BASHING FEMALES, AND I DON'T GET BENT. I JUST LAUGH KNOWING THEY DIDNN'T MEAN ALL WOMEN OR ME IN PARTICULAR. JUST AS ALL "DUMB MEN" JOKES ISN'T IN REFERENCE TO ALL MEN. HOWEVER I HAVE A FEW GOOD ONES THAT I PERSONALLY THINK APPLIES TO JUST ABOUT MOST OF THEM! JUSTING KIDDING!! ONLY 1/2 OF THEM. =) SO FAR THESE HAVE BEEN HARMLESS FUN JOKES. IF THEY REALLY BOTHER YOU JUST EVERY PLACE YOU READ THE WORD MEXICAN JUST IN YOUR MIND REPLACE IT WITH SOMETHING ELSE IF THAT HELPS YOU ANY!! C'YA

HAPPY APRILS FOOLS FOOL!!