Where's my monkey???

[Truthangel]

WHAT THE HELL IS AN X-FAIRY?

Oh, you don't do men no more?

Is that what it means?

Yeah, I said it!

BITE MY PICKLE!!!

Are you trying to call me a transvestite, pillow biter?!?

[X-fAiRy]

pillow bitter.. hahaha thats funny.... x has a meaning that id rather not share with a crazy monkey freak.. and fairy... well i love them... just like i like butterflies...
but whatever, i dont have to give you any explinations....
TRUTHANGEL....what is that? you and your LITTLE itty bitty pickle! hahaha thats just too funny!
thanks for making me laugh today!

[FLOR-NEGRA]

That must have been the Monkey that I ran over this morning on his way to the airport here in Florida going to cuba....sorry Truthangel I didn't mean to do a hit and run on your pal..But why was is running so fast, as smart as he is he should know that playing in traffic is dangerous.

[dolores_beltran]

That wasn't Clifford you hit, that was an imposter sent to impersonate Clifford--at the last minute he sensed something was wrong so he used his cellular and called his cousin Bongo and it was Bongo you killed--By Bongo you died for a true cause---we will miss you!
Clifford then change his flight plans--I think it said Puerto Rico--

[RAN]

I cannot conceal the charade any longer. I am Clifford. In fact all of us guys are Clifford according to female biologists. Observe:




Of course, being shunned does little to our self esteem.

[dolores_beltran]

really look like that, do you?

[RAN]

Dolores...if you add maybe 300 lbs to the handsome gorilla then it would be a spitting image of yours truly. I followed the Jenny Craig diet and she was delicious. Unfortunately, I didn't lose any weight.