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[Sonambulo]

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[JaneMas]

La Puertoriqueña

A middle-aged Puertoriqueña had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table, la pobre was delirious; she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Ay Dios Santo, is my time up?"

The Creator said, "No nena, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live."

Upon recovery, the Puertorriqueña decided to stay in the hospital and have the works done:

a face-lift, liposuction, a teta lift, nalga lift, and a barriga tuck. La muchacha was all excited cause she knew she had a long life ahead and wanted to look bien pimposa. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way to el cuchifrito place in NY, she was hit and killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of The Creator, she demanded, "Oye mira, que paso? I thought you said

I had another 40 years to go? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that ambulance?"

The Creator replied, "Ay bendito nena, I didn't even recognize you!"