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    Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.
    Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then gives you some milk.
    Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then sells you some milk.
    Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
    Nazism: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
    New Dealism: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain.
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